How it Works
I don't know about you but I sure am getting tired of buttering my bagels and other toastables with a knife. I mean, you then have to go through the strenuous task of opening the dishwasher and putting the knife in (or worse... washing it yourself). This ridiculous product allows you to apply butter like you applied glue back in grade 2.

1. Purchase a large glue stick from your local craft store
2. Purchase a stick of butter from your local grocery store
3. Remove the glue from the glue stick
4. Shove butter into empty glue stick until full.
5. Clean up excess butter by gathering in a bowl, microwaving on high until boiling, and then pouring on skin ;)

Sleep Standing Up
Are you not you sick of always having to lay down to go sleep? Me too! Luckily, some genius has invented this ridiculous contraption. View

Complete Umbrella
The complete umbrella offers more than the average umbrella. It has a plastic sheet draping right dow to the ground to ensure complete dryness. View

Eye-Dropper Glasses
Never worry about wasting those precious eye-drops again! These glasses will ensure you hit your eye everytime! View

Sleep On The Bus
A safety hat has been transformed into an ingenius contraption that not only lets you sleep on the train/bus but ensures you will never miss your stop! View

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