Butter Stick
How it Works
I don't know about you but I sure am getting tired of buttering my bagels and other toastables with a knife. I mean, you then have to go through the strenuous task of opening the dishwasher and putting the knife in (or worse... washing it yourself). This ridiculous product allows you to apply butter like you applied glue back in grade 2.
There is an upside to the butterstick, and it's glorious! You can head to the beach and apply a nice even coat of butter to your untanned body and cook yourself thoroughly. We suggest preheating the beach to about 90°F (30° C) and cooking evenly on both sides for about 15-20 minutes.
So You Actually Want This Thing?
Well you can't actually buy this product as far as we are aware, but you sure as hell can make it.
- Purchase a large glue stick from your local craft store
- Purchase a stick of butter from your local grocery store
- Remove the glue from the glue stick
- Shove butter into empty glue stick until full.
- Clean up excess butter by gathering in a bowl, microwaving on high until boiling, and then pouring on skin ;)
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