Complete Umbrella
How it Works
Don't you hate when its raining? Me too. But you know what's worse? When it's raining AND windy... hence the complete umbrella. Now you'll never have to worry about that annoying rain causing your legs to get wet because your old umbrella only convered your head. This idiotic-looking invention not only protects you from the rain, but also from the mindless babble of that annoyuing person trying to mooch your umbrella.
I think a better idea would've been to take this invention a step further and make a complete hamster-like bubble that you can walk around in all day. Not only will it keep you dry and prevent those annoying peers from talking to you, but you can just roll down a hill (just tuck yourself into a ball and go with it).
So You Actually Want This Thing?
Then go build it. Not only do I hope this hasn't been developed in any sort of
mass quantity, but I'm sure as hell not going to take the time to go look for
it.
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