Eject Button on Remotes
How it Works
We all know how the eject button works. We push "eject" and sure enough your CD/DVD/VHS pops out of whatever dark hiding spot it was in. But now what? Yeah, we still have to get off our lazy asses (well, at least mine is lazy) and go get the thing we just ejected. Talk about useless.
Now, if they were to create an "eject and put away" button that would be super. Or perhaps an "eject, put away, and make dinner" button. Now thats a remote I'd pay for. Now as soon as you're done reading this article I demand that you make it your life's goal to create such a remote. Now get on it.
So You Actually Want This Thing?
Chances are you own it. Here's some instructions:
- Go to Family Room
- Check on Couch/TV/Coffee Table
- If not found, check under couch
- If still not found, proceed to nearest electronics store and buy one
- Smack head off wall for actually reading these instructions (twice if you actually followed them)
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