A Bad Idea
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver says."I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs."I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.
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