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Blonde Joke (Yes, another one)

Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work," said the man.

"How do you think you will do that?" said the blonde woman.

The man proceeded to show her by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling and yelled, "What on earth are you doing?"

"I'm a light bulb," answered the man.

"I think you need some time off," said the boss.

So, the man jumped down and walked out the factory.

The blonde began walking out, too.

The boss asked her, "Where do you think you're going?"

"Home," she replied, "I can't work in the dark."

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