Two Minute Management Lessons
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also
sit like you and do nothing? The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?", replied the bull. "They're packed with
nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of shit, found it actually
gave
him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next
day, after eating some more shit, he reached the second branch.
Finally
after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the
tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out
of
the tree.
Management Lesson - Bull Shit might get you to the top, but
it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the
winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large
field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some
shit
on
it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow shit, it began
to
realize how warm it was. The shit was actually thawing him out! He
lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following
the sound,the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow shit,
and
promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your
mouth shut!
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