A Mans Guide to Getting Dressed
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| Are there| No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes | No | Buy |
|clothes in|--->|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random |--->| more |
| dresser? | |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?| |clothes|
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| Yes | Yes | Yes
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| Take whatever |
| is on top |
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-------- No --------- -----------
| Is |---------->| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray |
| it | Not sure | smell |------------>| with |
| clean? |---------->| test | | deodorant |
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| Yes | "Not bad"
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V
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|For underwear:| "Which ones are |Will they| "I may get |Place item on|
|Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested." | dirty pile; |
| holes? |----------------->| visible?|------------->| start over |
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| No | No
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V
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| Is it | Yes | Do you | Yes |But would you rather have a tick on|
|wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| your eyeball than iron a shirt? |
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| No | No | Yes
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| Does |----------------->| Is it | No | Seek the|
| it | "Does it what?" | dark |---->|advice of|
| match? |----------------->| out? | | a female|
-------- ------- ---------
| Yes | Yes
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| Put on |
| clothes! |
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