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Man Boobs

Man Boobs How it Works
Ladies are you tired of always having to breast feed your child? Wish your other half could take on some of the work? Well now he can! Just pick him up one of these strap-on man boobs and he'll have no excuse not to help (except for preserving his dignity).

I do see one problem with this invention though. If there were ever 2 men that simultaneously saw each other wearing the man boobs then testosterone would naturally take over and they'd have no choice but to abort the breast feeding process and begin squirting each other with their newly found milk-guns.

So You Actually Want This Thing?
Sorry, this product isn't available for sale anywhere - but I sure wish it was. You see deep down I've always wanted the ability to release liquid from my nipples on command. So if you ever do go ahead and manufacture one of these then please let us know.

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