Levels in Photoshop - 2/1/05
Over the next little bit you will notice our tutorial section growing. Both with useful and hilarious tutorials. Our latest one is useful: Adjusting Levels in Photoshop. Enjoy!

Want Winter Nipples? - 21/12/04
This is one of my favourite products featured by our site yet. Nipple Enhancers will help your nipples get noticed like no one's business. For that "wearing a bikini in winter" sensation, check them out.

Mailing List - 4/12/04
We just wanted to remind everyone that they can subscribe to our mailing list to receive updates about major site happenings. The list is spam-free and sent out monthly so we won't be bogging down your inbox. Also, stay tuned for some new tutorials.

The Man Rules - 18/11/04
The Man Rules are a set of rules that accompany every man's penis out of the womb. So for the women, here are the rules.

Photoshop Curves Tutorial - 6/11/04
Yes, this is two updates in one day - Holy Content Batman! Another submission from a user was added to the site today. In addition to using levels when adjusting your photographs in photoshop you can use curves. This tutorial will show you how it's done.

Tiki Head Tissues - 28/9/04
Another ridiculous product was suggested by one of our users: The Tiki Head Tissue Dispenser. If you've got twenty bones to burn and don't want to donate them to me then I suggest you consider this (or don't).

Words and Dog Goggles - 4/9/04
We've added our 30th brainteaser to the database - Beginning and Ends. Can you complete the words? Also, you can not read this news post and not check out our 20th ridiculous product: Doggles.

Beer Beer Beer - 27/8/04
A new site added to our network recently all about beer. Check it out at BeerFAQ.com

The Maze - 16/8/04
This is an offsite link to a really cool maze puzzle that I think you all would enjoy. Here you go. Good luck.

Baseball Brainteaser - 26/6/04
Holy lack of updates Batman! Well don't worry, with playoff hockey winding down we're shifting into summer with a baseball brainteaser. Enjoy, and no actual baseball knowledge is needed.

Cactus Project - 17/5/04
Its rare that an elementary school class project will ever go according to plan, but this one belongs in a category of its own.

Getting Dressed - 2/5/04
Getting dressed - we do it everyday (well most of us) and yet there are still times when I question if what I'm wearing is proper. Well you'll never doubt yourself again thanks to our nifty flow chart.

Some Quotes - 28/4/04
Yeah I know, every site and its brother have amusing or interesting quotes. The difference is here we weed out the bad ones and give you the good stuff.

Long Time, No See - 20/4/04
Its been over a week since I last updated, a nice trip to Whistler was the cause of that. Have no fear though, our good buddy George Castanza is here with some more tips. Check them out.

Screw Dr Phil - 03/4/04
If you think the Atkins diet or Dr. Phil is the answer to all your weight-loss woes think again.

Courtroom Blunders - 02/4/04
With the recent ruling in Canada essentially making it legal to download music off the internet I thought it was appropriate to add a short list of Courtroom Blunders. Enjoy! Also, don't forget to vote in this weeks poll.

Get the Votes In - 02/4/04
If you haven't voted yet, please throw away 5 seconds of your precious life and take the poll below - it's there so I can deliver what you (my sexy visitors) want to see. Also, if you didn't catch it the Australian/New Zealand thing below was my horrible attempt at an April Fool's joke. I should have another update later today with some new content so check back.

April Fools?! - 01/4/04
Yes, unfortunately I wasn't able to come up with anything insanely witty or clever to do as an April Fools joke. Perhaps next year. An FYI: In New Zealand and Australia they don't have April Fools. The Australian and New Zealand calendars skip directly to April 2nd and run through April 31st to make up for the lost day.

Quit Your Job - 31/3/04
I've added a great letter of resignation if you're in a job that forces you to wonder what it would be like to stab a fork in your eye. Its geared toward the fast food industry, but can be modified for any industry Well, have a look!

The Surprise Balloon - 30/3/04
I've added a new picture to laughables section called The Surprise Balloon. This one is adult humour so you must be over 18 to view it.

Funeral Fun - 28/3/04
Funerals are a time to remember those we love and pay our respects to the deceased and his family... or is it?

Baseball Quiz - 23/3/04
Being an umpire myself I always like to see how people do on this quiz. Personally, I got 20/25 the first time I wrote it. Check it out here and see how you do against your friends.