Tiki Head Tissue Dispenser
How it Works
Stuck on what to get that special someone for their birthday or an anniversary? Do you have that father who already has everything? Do you have a particular fettish for pulling soft pieces of tissue out of someone else's nose? Well have we got a gift for you. For the person who has everything, ePasture presents the Tiki Head Tissue Dispenser!
That's right folks! For the very low price of $17.99 (money that could go to solving world hunger or curing cancer) you can get yourself, or a loved one, their very own slab of rock. This is perfect for that fidgety person who refuses to take Kleenex™ from the packaging it comes. Another convenient feature is you can hang it on a wall. Why is this a great feature? Because inevitably it will drag its 2-pound ass off the wall at some point and break your flooring! Giggity Giggity.
So You Actually Want This Thing?
Then you're an idiot. Go buy yourself a nice DVD, perhaps take a friend out to lunch, or donate that money to a better cause like me. However, if you insist on burning your money and having an ugly ass cement face in your bathroom then its available at Amazon.com.
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