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Umbrella Shoes

Umbrella Shoes How it Works
We're unclear as to how effective this would be as it is, but we are clear on how ridiculously useless and ugly this product is. Maybe we're wrong. Maybe everyone, deep deep down, really wants to walk around with funny little umbrellas attached to their shoes. Maybe this will start an epidemic of umbrella-shoe-buying. Only time will tell, but we're not buying stock.

I'm actually wondering if they were to make an umbrella shoe with bigger umbrellas if you could walk off the edge of a building and simply float to the bottom - no more waiting for the elevator to come up to your floor! Someone go ahead and give this idea a try and get back to us on how it went ;)

So You Actually Want This Thing?
Sorry, we couldn't find anywhere that allows you to purchase this item. Lets just pray the inventor only made one pair.

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