How it Works
No more creams, suction units, or dangling weights... the WienerSizer is all you'll ever need! The hilarious kit contains a special set of Wiener Dumbells and a special Wiener measuring device!

Not only are the dumbells funny, specially curved to fit your member, but the length and girth ruler makes everyone die laughing. Everything you measure with the WienerSizer seems to be larger than it appears! Anything 8 inches long measures a full 12 inches! And the special "girth" sizer is just as accurate :)

Give one to your husband or lover. Nothing says I love you more than pretending to be in awe of his massive member. Or have fun with your friends or co-workers, everyone will be in stitches. The WienerSizer is a hilarious gift for anyone. Great for parties, office gifts, birthdays ... it's a thousand laughs, guaranteed.

Useless? Yes. Entertaining? Yes.

So You Actually Want This Thing?
Well if, even after our warnings that this product is completely useless, you still wish to purchase it then you can do so by clicking right..... here

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